We are invited to a 50th Birthday Party this weekend for a friend. It is a Redneck Theme party and we are asked to dress up. Well I HATE dressing up in costume, even for Halloween. I will not be dressing up, but I am taking a “Redneck” gift basket and this is where I need your input.. NOW if I am offending anyone, I’m sorry..
This is what I have for the basket so far…
Pork Rinds
Slim Jims
RC Cola
PBR
Vienna Wieners
Spam
Redneck Payday (candy corn & peanuts mixed)
Redneck Margarita (Mt Dew & Tequila)
Redneck Back scratcher (Paint stick with soda lids glued on it)
Redneck Tattoo Kit (package of markers)
If you have any ideas to add, please do so.. Remember to keep it to something I can pick up at the grocery store or Angel’s favorite store Wal-mart…
Thanks a bunch…
DM
Wear an Alabama Jersey. Roll Damn Tide
LOL, I just wore a flannel and put duct tape over my “Nike” logos on my shoes.
You would look soooo hot barefoot and in just a par of cut off coveralls with nothing on underneath
Well it was a little chilly for that, LOL